Dravidianist DMK Supporter and wannabe Steve Jobs, Suresh Sambandam, Founder and CEO of Kissflow, a SaaS company, took to X on 20 April 2026 to deliver a verdict on the TVK manifesto. His opening line: “I am havent seen anything this absurd.”
This man is the CEO of a company, a full-time DMK propagandist. See the quality of his English! pic.twitter.com/8xC85SIRVu
— Krishna Kumar Murugan (@ikkmurugan) April 21, 2026
Read it again. Slowly.
This is not a typo. This is not autocorrect. This is a fully constructed, confidently published English sentence from the CEO of a software company that reportedly sells its product to clients in 160 countries as claimed on their website, in English.
The Irony Is the Point
Suresh Sambandam does not operate in a political vacuum. He is firmly embedded in Tamil Nadu’s Dravidian cultural ecosystem – the same ecosystem whose foundational promise to Tamil people is this: English is your liberation. English is the shield. English is what separates progressive, modern Tamil Nadu from the Hindi-imposing North. Generations of Tamil children were pushed into English medium schools on the strength of that promise.
And the CEO who benefits from that ecosystem, who built a global SaaS company in that environment, who publicly lectures on party manifestos, writes “I am haven’t seen.”
Tamil Nadu got the ideology. It got the English-medium policy. It got the government orders blocking Hindi. What it did not get, evidently, was someone to teach Suresh Sambandam the difference between “I haven’t seen” and “I am haven’t seen.”
That is the Dravidian Model English – loud, proud, and thoroughly unedited.
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